MOWHAWKKK

Do it.

Shave your head into a mowhawk.

if you don't then...Puck you.

Lyrics

"Where it began, I can't begin to knowing But then I know it's growing strong Was in the spring, And spring became the summer Who'd believe you'd come along

Hands, touching hands, reaching out Touching me, touching you Oh, sweet Caroline Good times never seem so good I've been inclined to believe it never would

Oh, sweet Caroline Good times never seem so good I've been inclined to believe it never would oooh oh no no.. "

-Puck from The Glee Cast, Sweet Caroline.

booyts

I really want some cowboy boots

And the ginormous cuffed boots that Jack Sparrow wears

Lyrics

"Boots and boys (boots and boys)

They bring me so much joy (bring me joy)"

-KE$SHA, Boots and Boys

D'AWWWWWWWWWW

5th = You. I learned you don't have to constantly be or talk to someone to feel loved. You don't constantly need their attention or give them your attention because if you really love someone and believe they love you, you should just know. That intimacy is nice, but it can wait. If its the right person, it'll happen sooner or later even though its hard to wait. That you have to make sacrifices for other people. That I'm no longer making decisions that only affect me. That God and Jesus love me more than anyone else can. That I have to stay faithful. That little things mean more than big things. I'm pretty sure I learned more in my 5th relationship, than my first 4. So hopefully you don't think fifth is so bad anymore.

Lyrics of the Day

"I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend

Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
I'm lucky we're in love every way"

-Jason Mraz&Colbie Caillat, Lucky

smack

I think I secretly got punched in the face the other night.

Cause I woke up yesterday morning and it seriously feels that way.

Lyrics of the Day

"All we need is a punch in the face

And they go bam ba ba bam etc..."

-Frenzal Rhomb, Punch in the Face

Mr. AHHCHOO would say this...

"So it was doubly dismaying to me, after we had finished lovemaking and were lying side by side holding hands, when he said , "Lily, I've got to talk to you about something." His voice was serious, too serious.

I felt my heart shrivel.

"What?" I asked, trying to sound casual. I pulled the sheet up.

"It's your quads, Lily"

"My...quadriceps?" I said incredulously.

"You really need to work on them," Marshall told me.

I turned to stare at him. "I have scars all over my abdomen, I have scratches across my face, I have a huge bruise on my ribs, and your only remark about my body is that I need to work on my quads?"

"You're perfect except for your quads."

"You...jerk!" Torn between amusement and disbelief, I pulled the pillow from under my head and hit him with it."

-Shakespeare's Landlord by Charlaine Harris

Lyrics of the Day

"You're a jerk! (I know)"

-New Boyz

but I seem to like you so it's okay.

FRUSTRATION

THIS WEEKEND WAS TERRIBLE.

1. I was sick
2. My mother made me stay home all weekend
3. I wasn't allowed to go the the NCSSM party
4. I wasn't allowed to go to the State Fair
5. I got an unexcused absence at work
6. I didn't get to spend a whopping 24 hours with Mr. AHHCHOO
7. H1 made me go to the library with her for 4 hours..
8. ...while everybody else was at the fair
9. H1 made me pay for her dinner
10. I had to go to work on Sunday
11. My dad took my car on Monday...okay that's past the weekend

I realized something this weekend.

I write really well in frustration.

I finished my Carolina essays.

Lyrics of the Day

"It's all your fault...It's not fair"

P!nk-All Your Fault

yousuck

You're upsetting.

And yes, as much as you tried to win back my favor tonight...I'm still upset with you and now majorly annoyed too.

Diamonds

I finally called the girl i'm supposed to tutor...after having her sheet for ...>_>...3 weeks

Just looking at her schedule...she's really dumb

• Apparel Development
• Algebra 1 part 1
• Computer Applications
• Academic Biology

and she's a sophomore.

hrmm i'm pretty sure i took algebra part allofit in 8th grade

imaaaagine that..

So AP biology is possibly the most terrible class i've ever taken. well besides AP english last year.

all we do are stupid labs that have no point..basically we have to teach ourselves the material.

i've heard from her honors bio students that it was the day before the eoc and she remembered that she'd forgotten to teach them a big chunk of stuff...wow great teacher, eh?

smorgasboard

So yesterday I opened a door into my face...

There was a roach in the bathroom, at first i thought it was the grudge thing cause all i saw was something dark moving in the mirror out of the corner of my eye, but anyways it ran out into the hallway and i whipped out my handydandy lightsaber from behind the bathroom door (yes i keep one there, don't you?) to go kill it. well i got the lightsaber...but was still kinda bent over as i reopened the door to go smash that freaking cockroach.

and i hit myself really hard

in the head

with the door

and the cockroach escaped

and i have a giant welt

and everyone laughs at me when i tell them this story

thanks guys.

Lyrics of the Day:

Whoa-o ive been banging my head against the wall
Whoa-o for so long it seems i got knocked out
Yeah, i got knocked out cold
Whoa-o and the medical bills went through the roof
Whoa-o and the scar on my head is the proof
That i'll still remember this when i get old

-Forward Motion by Relient K