Mr. AHHCHOO would say this...

"So it was doubly dismaying to me, after we had finished lovemaking and were lying side by side holding hands, when he said , "Lily, I've got to talk to you about something." His voice was serious, too serious.

I felt my heart shrivel.

"What?" I asked, trying to sound casual. I pulled the sheet up.

"It's your quads, Lily"

"My...quadriceps?" I said incredulously.

"You really need to work on them," Marshall told me.

I turned to stare at him. "I have scars all over my abdomen, I have scratches across my face, I have a huge bruise on my ribs, and your only remark about my body is that I need to work on my quads?"

"You're perfect except for your quads."

"You...jerk!" Torn between amusement and disbelief, I pulled the pillow from under my head and hit him with it."

-Shakespeare's Landlord by Charlaine Harris

Lyrics of the Day

"You're a jerk! (I know)"

-New Boyz

but I seem to like you so it's okay.